美国人有趣的网站推广方式

平时经常浏览国外的英文网站,美国人的“幽默”真是出名,今天要给大家讲的就是这个美国人在推广网站方面的 “幽默”。的确看了很多美国人的SEO,美国站长IT类的网站,也有不小收获,美国人也有独特的想法!这一篇国外的英文文章,是谈网站推广的,觉得很搞笑,就翻译了过来!供大家欣赏!翻译成中文大体是这样子:

平时经常浏览国外的英文网站,美国人的“幽默”真是出名,今天要给大家讲的就是这个美国人在推广网站方面的 “幽默”。的确看了很多美国人的SEO,美国站长IT类的网站,也有不小收获,美国人也有独特的想法!这一篇国外的英文文章,是谈网站推广的,觉得很搞笑,就翻译了过来!供大家欣赏!翻译成中文大体是这样子:

1、在某个隆重的节日里，穿上印有你的网站URL的衣服，寻找电视台的采访人员，然后一直站在他旁边。

2、把你的网站告诉地球上的小学生，让他们为你做一个底部有你的网站链接的网页。然后，你就开始享受源源不绝的流量和Page Rank吧。

3、将印有你的网站URL的衣服寄发给一些人，当他们穿上这件衣服的时候去把他们干掉。那么，报纸头条里就会出现“离奇杀人案-穿上www.adminso.com衣服的人全被杀死”。啊，对了，记得在你被逮捕的时候也穿上这件衣服，那么报纸又会有头条：“www.adminso.com杀人凶手终于绳之以法”。

4、在你网站上针对同一个主题发很多无聊的文章，很快你就会成为人们讨论的对象了，“那个adminso.com站长真是个白痴，老发那么无聊的文章。”

5、和明星做爱后，把视频放到你的网站上。这肯定能为你带来链接和流量。 

6、在一些重要的地方，比如大使馆或人民大会堂，将旗杆上的旗子取下，换上印有你的网站的旗子。

7、在一些体育比赛里，穿上印有你的网站的T恤在场上裸奔（？穿上衣服裸奔？）。（足球比赛还可，赛车就免了。） 

8、让刘德华的儿子取你的网站名为名字。

9、假装打劫银行，当然，一定要穿上印有你网站URL的衣服。在你打劫之前记得要先打电话给警察和电视台哦。也许第二天报纸会出现这样的头条：“继离奇杀人案之后，www.adminso.com幕后黑手洗劫中国银行”

10、给难民捐献印有你网站标志的衣服，你会得到很多流量的，因为你确实帮助人了。 

原英文版:

The Internet is full of link building, website promotion and SEO tips. What if we shake things up a little and talk about the way to promote your website which is not being used by many others and which is your own invention. We’d like to present you the most funniest website promotion tips that we collected on the Internet. So, let your quick wits and ingenuity work to the fullest and imagine what you could do to make your website as popular as possible. Are you ready for the most daring and extravagant deeds? If yes, so let’s go:

1. Give your link to millions of schoolchildren around the world. Let each of them create a little webpage with your link at the bottom. Sit back and enjoy all that lovely linkage.

2. Get a T-shirt with your site URL printed on it, hang out at local festivals with that shirt on, and look for the news van. Hang out behind the reporters while they are on camera.

3. Mail T-shirts with your URL on them to people around the country. Hunt those people down and kill them when they wear your shirt. This will put your link as a national headline - "The YourWebsite.com Killer Strikes Again!" (And don’t forget to put the T-shirt on when you get arrested!)

4. Post complete crap about Google, Digg or some other monster on your site and then watch all the links pour in as people call you an idiot.

5. Have sex with anyone popular, put it on video and place it on your website. I’m sure you will get tons of links.

6. Steal flags off flagpoles outside important buildings and schools, and replace them with flags carrying your URL. It will get on the news.

7. Write your URL on your back with a black marker and run around naked on a soccer field during half time. Ah… this should not work for colored people. They can use a white marker, right?

8. Get Angelina Jolie to name her next baby after your site.

9. Pretend to rob a bank (as part of a film shooting), put a T-shirt with your URL printed on and call local television before you start acting.

10. Donate hundreds of attractive and comfortable T-shirts with your URL printed on to the homeless. You will get links because you actually helped someone else in the process of promoting your site.
 
Do you have more ideas? You are welcome to post your own fantastic and funniest website promotion tips here.